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Anthony introduces the segment by asking the viewer, "Have you ever murdered someone but didn't wanna spend the rest of your life in prison? Well I know I have. So I'm gonna teach you how you can get away with it!" Anthony then drags Ian's body before he begins.

Step 1: Make Sure They're DeadEdit

Anthony tells the viewer that the person might not be dead, but sleeping or extremely drunk. He then tells the viewer to ask the victim if they're really dead. In an example, Anthony shouts at Ian, "EXCUSE ME! ARE YOU ACTUALLY DEAD?" Ian says that he's almost dead and tells Anthony to "bring amberlamps." However, Anthony instead stomps on Ian's chest, crushing his ribs and killing him. Anthony then says, "He's dead all right!" ("GREAT!")

Step 2: Tamper With the EvidenceEdit

Anthony then tells the viewer that when the person's dead, it's time to throw the cops off by planting fake evidence and clues. Anthony gives some examples, including armpit hair, whale semen, or a black guy, who was randomly standing next to Anthony and asks, "Say what now?" ("WTF!?")

Step 3: Get Rid of the BodyEdit

Anthony now describes a few methods to get rid of a body. He states that throwing the body into a river is lame and unoriginal (LAME + UNORIGINAL = LAGINAL?) and throwing the body in a wood chipper is too messy. Anthony gives examples of good ways to get rid of a body, such as throwing it in front of a car ("FATALITY!"), cramming it in your oven, "unless you're a girl and you actually use that thing" ("SEXIST!") or putting in a black guy's car ("YOU SCREAM LIKE A BITCH!")

Step 4: Tie Up Loose EndsEdit

Anthony, covered in blood, tells the viewer that if anyone finds out about the murder, "take care of them and start back at step one." In an example, Anthony asks his friends to not tell anyone about the murder, who reply, "No." So he asks if they should take him to his party room. Anthony shows his friends to the party room and close the door as soon as the last person steps in. The party room is actually revealed to be a gas chamber and Anthony lets out an evil laugh. ("PARTY FOUL!")

Anthony also suggests framing someone, like an angry coworker, your best friend or a black guy. In an example, the black guy was started to remove Ian's body from the car, when he puts his hands up and screams after Sgt. Anous (Ian) pops up and shouts "Stop!" ("SLAMMER TIME!")

Step 5: Turn Yourself InEdit

Anthony tells the viewer that if none of these methods work, you may have turn yourself in and face the consequences. As Anthony drags Ian's body, Sgt. Anous pops out of a pile of clothes and points the gun at Anthony, saying, "I know all along that you're the killer! It's kids like you that make the world a terrible place! Don't you know that killing is never the answer? You should face up to the consequences of your poor decision."

Anthony confesses to his crime, but for some reason, Sgt. Anous shouts, "Bulls***!" and starts firing, leaving Anthony confused. He then turns around to reveal that Sgt. Anous was shooting the black guy Anthony pointed out earlier, who was flailing as he was being shot (usually done by Anthony in previous videos of the series ), Sgt. Anous was shooting in various positions, including placing his gun from his groin and shooting bullets out of his nipples. The black guy falls dead and Sgt. Anous tells Anthony that he's safe and shouts, "I got that killer off the streets for good!" Sgt. Anous gives a thumbs up to the final word: RACIST DOUCHEBAG!

Deleted StepEdit

Anthony tells the viewer to "always murder during Daylight Savings Time then appear somewhere else an hour later when the time is turned back." Anthony turns around and shows an example by saying to his friends, "There's no way I could've murdered anyone at 1:00 AM today, considering it's 1:00 AM right now!" His friends stare at him in confusion as one guy checks his watch before Anthony gives a thumbs up ("BEAT THE SYSTEM!")


  • In the extras and bloobers for this episode the black guy was the black guy who was getting attacked by one of the dinosaurs and screaming in Jurrasic Park 2.
  • In the final scene where Sgt. Anous appears; he has a bra or underwear on his walkie-talkie
  • A Justin Bieber shirt was seen in the pile of clothes Sgt. Anous pops out of. It's possibly a leftover prop from JUSTIN BIEBER HITS PUBERTY (Never Say Never 2).
  • When the black guy sees Ian in his car, the rating: "YOU SCREAM LIKE A BITCH" it should have been bleeped out.

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